One got ignored. One blew up.
You already know which is which.
Want to fix your thumbnail?
It’s $150
One thumbnail. One shot at actually being seen. That’s it.
Come along, or stay where you are. Totally your call.
If you want the details, scroll on.
Here’s the fucking problem
Your Thumbnail Sucks. Fix It.
You already did the hard part—filmed, edited, uploaded. But if your thumbnail’s a dud, no one’s ever gonna see it. Don’t let a lazy first impression bury your best work.
They Scrolled
Right Past You.
Ever wonder why your video isn’t going anywhere? It’s not the content. It’s the cover. Think about the magazine rack at the grocery store—you don’t plan to look, but you always do.
You Did the Work.
No One Saw It.
You spent hours on this video. Maybe days. You cared about it. You pushed through. And then… nothing. Not because the video was bad—but because nothing about it made people stop and click. All that effort, just sitting there.
Fix the First Impression
Most people decide to click—or skip—in under two seconds. That’s all you get. One glance. One shot to make them care. If your thumbnail doesn’t do that, the rest of your video never even gets a chance. I help you make that moment count.
Here’s why nobody’s watching—and how to change that.
You can make the best video in the world.
if non one clicks on it, it might as well not exist.
People decide in two seconds. They don’t think. They react. Scroll, glance, move.
You do it too. Netflix? You click the cover that feels right. Grocery store? You grab the brand that stands out—even if it costs more.
That’s how this works.
You’re looking at me in my underwear right now, aren’t you. See, people look at odd things. Its just how it is.
We don’t choose the best—we choose what stands out.
That’s not a flaw. That’s survival.
Your brain’s wired to make fast calls. It doesn’t see the hours you spent editing. It sees a thumbnail and decides if it’s worth the click. You poured everything into the video. But if the first thing people see looks rushed, they’ll assume the rest is too—and move on.
This isn’t about how hard you worked. It’s about giving that work a chance to be seen. A thumbnail isn’t decoration. It’s leverage. It’s the difference between being noticed or disappearing.
Most creators don’t realize that. They’re focused on the story. The sound. The heart. I get it—I’ve been there. But I’ve also seen what happens when great work goes unseen. It dies quietly.
This is why I do what I do.
I’ve spent 30 years learning what makes people stop and pay attention. I’ve done it for big brands, big money—but I walked away from all that. I’d rather help real people. People who actually care about what they’re making.
You don’t need to be a designer. You just need something that makes someone pause and say, “What’s that?”
That’s what I make.
You made the video. Let’s make sure it gets seen.
Ready to get started?
Just $150. One thumbnail. One shot to get seen.
Hear what my clients have to say
“I wasn’t sure if a thumbnail would really make a difference, but I tried one. My next video got twice the clicks. That’s all I needed to see.”
Mark S. - founder of Grain & Grit Woodworks
“I’m not very tech-savvy, and honestly I felt embarrassed about how my videos looked. Joshua made it simple. No judgment, just results.”
Linda M. - Host of Learning to Cook at 50
“I didn’t realize my old thumbnails were holding me back until I saw the new one side by side. Night and day. I wish I’d done this a year ago.”
Kyle D. - Trainer @ Stay Moving Gym Tips
“I didn’t want ‘flashy’
I wanted something that looked real and clear. He nailed it. People actually notice my videos now.”
Sarah L. - Creator of Mental Notes Vlog
“Honestly, I just didn’t want to deal with it anymore. He took care of it and now I don’t think about thumbnails at all. They just work.”
Jake P. - Owner of Fix It Fast
“I live in a van and film on a phone. Didn’t think anything I did would look ‘professional.’ Now my channel looks legit and people are finally clicking.”
Chris T. - Founder of Roadtime DiariesThese aren’t theories. These are results.
1.7K to 2.9M in 3 months
83K to 1.4 M in 1 month
What does it cost?
It costs $150.
That’s what I charge to sit down, look at your video, figure out what makes it matter, and build a thumbnail that gives people a reason to actually click on it. You don’t have to understand design. You don’t need a strategy. You just need to stop your video from being ignored.
This isn’t some big agency setup. It’s not automated. It’s just me—doing the thing I’ve done for 30 years—one thumbnail at a time. I do it right. I do it by hand. And I do it so your work finally has a shot at being seen.
You’ve already put in the hard part: making something you care about. This is the part that helps other people care too.
How does it work?
I am glad you asked, lets break it down
Spots Are Limited. That’s Not a Gimmick.
I make these by hand—one at a time, by myself. That means I can only take on so many projects a month. If the list’s full, you’ll know. If there’s space, you’re in. But once I’m booked, I’m booked. No fake urgency. Just the truth. This works because I keep it small and focused—and if there’s room for you, I’ll give your work the attention it deserves.
You Tell Me About Your Video.
Click the button. Fill out the quick form. No strategy session. No 40-question survey. Just a few dropdowns and prompts that help me get a feel for what you’ve made and who it’s for. Don’t overthink it. Close enough is good enough. If you had the perfect language for it, you probably wouldn’t need me.
I Look It Over—Then I Decide.
This isn’t a checkout cart. This is a conversation. Once I read what you’ve sent, I’ll let you know if I think I can help. If I can, you’ll get a personal message with a link to pay and lock in your spot. If not, I’ll tell you that too—and I’ll tell you why. No ghosting. No bullshit. Just honesty.
Once You’re In, the Work Starts.
When you’re accepted and payment’s in, I’ll send you your ETA. Most projects take 2–3 days. You’ll hear from me again when your turn comes up—so you know it’s happening. No waiting in the dark. No vague updates. Just real, clear progress.
You’re drunk #4, go homeI Build It by Hand.
I sit down, watch your video, and figure out what makes it matter. Then I build a thumbnail that earns attention. Not fake clicks. Not generic templates. Just something true—made to stand out, stop the scroll, and bring in the right people. If I have questions, you’ll hear from me directly. No scripts. No staff. Just me, working until it’s right.
You Get the Final Thumbnail.
High-res. Correctly sized. Ready to upload. You get the finished image—done right, delivered clean. No revisions. No approval cycles. No drawn-out back-and-forth. You came here to stand out. That’s exactly what you’re walking away with.
Ready?
And now for the serious stuff.
What if I don’t like it?
Then you get your money back. No weird forms. No bullshit. Just a clean refund.
Out of the 379 thumbnails I’ve made, exactly one person has asked for one. So yeah—I’m not sweating it.
What if I want want small change?
I’m not a monster. If I missed the mark or something feels off, just email me. We’ll fix it. I’m a real person with a real inbox—not an agency with a revision department. If it turns into a never-ending back-and-forth? I’ll just refund you and we can call it. Simple as that.
What if I have more than one video I need help with?
Great. I offer bulk rates if you’ve got a few lined up. Just shoot me an email and we’ll work something out that doesn’t suck for either of us.
How do I know this will work?
You don’t. But be honest—do you ever? Did you know that soup would taste good when you threw it in your cart? Did you know those jeans would fit before you tried them on? Do you know every little decision you make all day won’t backfire?
Of course not. You take chances constantly—on dumb things, small things, forgettable things. So why not take one that might actually pay off? One that could get you seen. Get you clicks. Get you the attention your work deserves. Maybe even start turning this thing into something that makes you real money.
So no—you don’t know this will work. But what you do know is that what you’re doing now… isn’t.
Let’s fix that.
Can I talk to you before I buy?
Just shoot me an email. It’s not going into a void, it’s going to me—an actual guy, sitting at an actual desk, probably with a drink in hand. I’ll read it. I’ll reply. Simple as that.
You’re not being ignored. You’re just not being found.
The 4 Stages Most YouTubers Go Through (I Know—I’ve Lived Them)
Where it begins
You’ve got the spark. The idea lands and you chase it all the way through—recording, editing, reworking it late into the night. You think about it in the shower. You tweak it during lunch. You upload it and sit there, heart racing, telling yourself this might be the one that finally lands. The one that makes all of it worth it.
You don’t say it out loud, but deep down, you’re hoping for more than views.
You’re hoping someone sees you.
Where it starts to slip
You check back the next morning. Then again later. Then again the next day. A handful of views. Maybe one like. No comments. Nothing. You tell yourself it’s still early. Maybe the algorithm’s slow. Maybe people are busy. But deep down, something starts to sink. You watch the numbers stall out. You replay the video, looking for mistakes that probably aren’t there. You sit with the screen glowing back at you, cold and empty, and for the first time you wonder if maybe nobody cares. Not because the video was bad—but because no one ever saw it.
Where it gets too quiet
It starts quiet. Just a flicker. You wonder if maybe the title was off. Or the pacing. Or the lighting. But then it shifts. You stop questioning the video and start questioning yourself. Was it ever good? Was it worth the time? Maybe you’re not cut out for this. Maybe this whole thing was a little embarrassing from the start. You think about all the hours you spent obsessing over the edit, the sound, the upload—and suddenly it feels ridiculous. You cared too much. You tried too hard. And now you’re sitting in a room alone with a piece of work no one saw and a voice in your head asking, what’s the point?
Where most people walk away
This is where most people quit. Not in some dramatic moment—they just go quiet. They stop uploading. Or they keep posting, but without any spark left. Just going through the motions, half-expecting no one to watch. Half-hoping no one does. It’s not that they stopped caring. It’s that they got tired of caring alone. But here’s the part no one told them: the video probably wasn’t the problem. The effort was real. The story mattered. The mistake wasn’t in the making—it was in the moment before. The click. The invitation. The chance to be seen.
And without that first spark of attention… even the best work disappears.
That’s why I’m here
Not to change your video. Not to judge it. Not to tell you what you should’ve done differently. I’m here because I know exactly how it feels to make something you care about and then watch it vanish into silence. I’ve lived that stretch of doubt—where you’re still uploading but already halfway out the door. And I know that most of the time, the problem isn’t the content. It’s the gap between making and being noticed. That tiny window where someone decides to click—or scroll past forever. That’s the part I fix. That’s the piece I build. You don’t need a new strategy. You don’t need to reinvent yourself. You just need to be seen. And I know how to make that happen. Let’s get you past the quiet. Let’s get you to the part where people finally pay attention.
